tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2165739673452729547.post8867639478656139723..comments2023-06-13T17:55:47.042+03:00Comments on Jumblerant: Facebook. Just Do Itjumbleranthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16902035414385555934noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2165739673452729547.post-70862639096877154332010-02-17T20:09:14.565+02:002010-02-17T20:09:14.565+02:00How about the "I didn't realize my status...How about the "I didn't realize my status was public" type:<br /><br />"I'm bummed because I burnt the toast, toasted the laundry and laundered the cat."<br /><br />"My parents are coming over for dinner. I hate them. Last time they were here I lifted a big fat $100 from Mum's purse. I guess there is an up-side, afterall".<br /><br />"Steven Smith from Nantucket, the banker with the curly brown hair and gorgeous eyes - I think he's gay."<br /><br />"Last week I scratched my neighbor's car by accident. It felt so good, I did it again on purpose"<br /><br />"My boss turned me down for a promotion. I'm going to torch his car tomorrow. Nah, I won't. Why wait until tomorrow?!"Yossi Karphttp://www.ykarp.comnoreply@blogger.com