The whole article can be found hereRodney Bradford spent 12 days in prison after being arrested on suspicion of holding up two people close to his home in Brooklyn.
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But the 19-year-old was eventually released after an update on the social networking site placed him at his father's flat across town in Harlem.
And what kind of update did the young bastion of society send?
'Rodney Bradford is'....upset at world hunger
going out with the guys
lol-ing at Glee
No, Rodney Bradford's jail breaking message on Facebook was 'where my IHop?'. The message was intended for his pregnant girlfriend who he hoped would cook him breakfast.
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For that alone I would throw him back in the slammer! Too lazy to make your own breakfast, but up and about and faffing around on Facebook? 21 days your honor!!
kthanxbai!