Monday, March 6, 2017
Just outside of Hurricane City, Utah, the driver of the truck you see in the lower left lost control of his vehicle. The pick-up was traveling at roughly 75 miles an hour when it broke through the guardrail in the upper right (if you look closely, it's where the group of people are standing), flipping end over end, bouncing off and across the culvert outlet you see in the center of the photo.
The truck ended up on the left side of the culvert, facing the opposite direction from which it had been traveling originally.
The driver and his passenger were unhurt except for minor cuts and bruises.
All of this would be astounding in and of itself, because damn, son, you flipped your truck OVER a fucking culvert and around backwards and lived to tell the tale! Except when you pan out.....
This was back in 2006, but as it's the first time I have come across it, I thought I'd share.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So her husband went to his veterinarian and told him that his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. His doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it and put it in a beer can, then hold it can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Arkansas man said to the doctor "I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear and counting to 10 is gonna help me." "Trust me" said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held it up to his ear and began to count:
At which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on the other hand.
Thanks to Throw The Ball Already