And may The Lord have mercy on their souls.
Camel? You've got a bloody poodle. If you wanted a camel go back to the pet store and ask the googly eyed bloke behind the counter for a camel.
Snail and flowers? What do you think people are going to say to you when you walk down the street - "Nice Garden"?
More likely they'll ask if you've taken your medication today.
See 'Camel' above, but replace the word 'camel' with 'panda'.
You sick bastard.
Wrong.
Oh so very, very wrong.
I'm going to find you and sedate you. Then I'll take your placid body and spray paint ALL of the hairy parts purple, red, yellow and pink.
And then I'll laugh.
More at the link.
kthanxbai!
