A variety of bloggage

Please accept my humblest apologies. In an attempt to upgrade my little corner of the blogworld I have been rearranging the blog layout. As a result, Mr Blogger has bestowed Jumblerant with a variety of bugs;

• Google Analytics hasn't worked in 6 days (or you're not reading this)
• Adsense ads were removed and then miraculously appeared
• The shortening of the blog to 244 words in RSS was turned off - but enacted anyway

To combat Google Analytics' desertion I have started using the Koego software which brands itself as Blog Analytics. Its interesting to use but I do miss Google Analytics' no nonsense approach. The marketing team over at Koego are (hopefully) not English speakers as their interface has a selection of subtle grammatic mistakes. But the fact that they use the stats that bloggers want to see, and big yellow smiley faces, does endear them to me.

Whilst Google Analytics decided to abandon me I decided to retry a rather unique advertising software called Project Wonderful. What a super name!!!

Quite simply Project Wonderful allows bloggers and websites to decide on the location and size of an ad, then they submit it for auction. Currently, after 24 hours of running it, I am $0.08 in the black. WOOHOO!! I have found that the HTML from Project Wonderful played merry hell with Google Analytics on the site so be warned.

Again, thanks for your patience and if you hear of any good analytics software, or can tell me the difference between atom 2.0, 2.5 and RSS .92, 2.0 just type something in the comments.


kthanxbai!

Baby Rearing Hints & Tips II

Oh, and by the way, the answer to 'did the baby pee in the bath?' is not 'no, but I'll teach him'.

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Quality service

Thought I'd just send you over here to have a smile.

Enjoy - oh, and kthanxbai!

Wiggly wigglers - Website of the week

Close friends will know that I am a nature lover. When combined with my love of the interweb and the need to buy my Mum, back in the UK, her Christmas and birthday presents you get a seasoned follower of WigglyWigglers.

Yes, that is their name and they are very astute in their marketing. They have a near daily blog, a few of their employees twitter and they have an active group on FaceBook. All free advertising that they do not abuse. And for that, and a great website, they get recognition from The Guardian.



Well done that WigglyWiggler!!

kthanxbai!

Welcome to binge Britain

Bob over at The Drawn Cutlass has drawn my attention to an interesting article about drinking and drunken behavior in the UK.

I wasn't at all surprised to see the photos in the article either. I lived in a University town and saw it regularly. I even visited Cardiff once!!

(Note to Dan - down the Roxy in Bristol on a Saturday night!)

I was surprised to see that the drunkenness didn't seem to have an age limit though.



Oh what a night: This dustbin seems the perfect place to catch your breath on a rowdy night out

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Yummywear

Summer has finally popped up round these parts so thoughts have begun about what to wear in the 90°F heat we have around here.



Its available over at Thoseshirts.com

And yes, I have been saving this one since November!!

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Madonna's latest single

I heard Madonna's latest single yesterday whilst driving back from the supermarket (YEAH! What a life I lead!!).

Anyway, I thought the single sucked smelly sox. And then I saw this picture over at Rofl Razzi



Which kind of explains it all.

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The Most Dangerous Record Ever Made

    A very interesting new record has been made - whilst making a record.....

'The Most Dangerous Record Ever Made'

An army band that spent hours in a makeshift recording studio in Iraq before heading out to patrol the streets of Basra has scooped the Best Album gong at the Classical Brit Awards.

One minute, the pipers of the Royal Scots Dragoon guards were crammed into the studio, the next they were risking their lives on the frontline.

The pipers were halfway through putting together their album when they were deployed on a six-month tour of Iraq last Autumn.

But instead of scrapping the project, they shipped their recording equipment to Basra and braved 40-degree heat and the risk of grenade attacks to finish the work.

And against all the odds, the album described as "the most dangerous record ever made" was named the year's best at a star-studded evening held at the Royal Albert Hall.

The honour was accepted to a standing ovation by Major Angus Benson-Blair, who dedicated it to all British service personnel.

He said: "The award is obviously about the album, but I know everyone in the Armed Forces will see also each vote as supporting us in everything we do.

"So on behalf of every single soldier, sailor and airman I would like to say a huge and heartfelt thank you for every vote for the pipes and drums of the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards. Thank you so much."

Its nice to see that the soldiers are thinking to the future and have their "eyes on the prize" - congratulations!

Baby Rearing Hints & Tips

Just in case anyone out there had any questions....

More parenting dos and don'ts to come.

kthanxbai!

Blinking Tealeaves

WHICHENDBITES has a very humorous look at the despicable theft from the British public by Britain's Members of Parliament (MPs) via their expense claims;

I is for Ikea carrier bag:
5p, claimed by a Labour MP in his Scottish constituency.

J is for Jaffa Cakes:
£1.60 for two packs, charged by an outspoken junior minister in 2004.

K is for Kit Kat:
£2.50, bought from the minibar of the Sherlock Holmes Hotel in London by one of Labour’s best-known female MPs.

L is for loo seat:
One particularly heavyweight Labour MP bought two in the space of a year for his constituency home.

Just before you go over there just please note:

• £1 = $1.45
• An Aga is a large, wood fueled oven, normally left on 24/7 and used in country mansions
• And 'Blinking Tealeaves' is cockney slang for 'Bloody Thieves'

kthanxbai!

You saw it here first!

Warship of future revealed by US Navy

The Daily Telegraph has a lovely little piece on the 'Warship of the Future'. But you saw it here first.





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I like Gitmo. Please don't take it away

Whilst everyone is shouting about how cruel and wasteful the Guantanamo Bay 'Terrorist Detention Program' was and how we broke the Geneva Convention by locking up and torturing people who plotted to kill us, here is a nice little bit of info to make you think twice....

Because of Gitmo, the following, amongst others, were averted;

• The West Coast Airliner Plot
• The 2004 UK Urban Targets Plot
• The Heathrow Airport Plot
• The Tall Buildings Plot

For more info hop on over to The Effectiveness of Gitmo and the Terrorist Detainee Program at the In Homeland Security blog. it makes for very interesting reading.

I put Roseanne's picture up there because I don't really like her. No other reason.

kthanxbai!!

Focus people, focus

see more Funny Graphs

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I am a teaspoon

I realized just the other day that my wife, child and I can be classified as The Teaspoon Family.

This photo was taken after lunch. As you can see from the contents of the washing up bowl (on its side at the back) all we had used, since early that morning, were teaspoons: formula, coffee and more coffee between the 3 of us!

Is that a bad thing?

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The US's first Littoral Combat Ship

Littoral Combat Ship - relatively small surface vessels intended for operations in the littoral zone (close to shore) (thanks Mr Wikipedia)

The US launched their first LCS on 1st May, the USS Freedom, and having seen the boat's trials at sea, I am very impressed with the little tyke. It looks like any Somalian even muttering the phrase 'ooh arr me hearties' will be wiped off the face of the earth with quick dispatch!!





The LCS has 3 helicopters, a 57mm gun, a variety of missiles and a couple of .50 cal guns so it really can make a pirate's day a very unpleasant one.

LCS High Speed Trials

Good luck and godspeed!

kthanxbai!

The Drawn Cutlass: War Crime: U.S. Military Shot Muslims With Ammo Made By Jews!

With all the 'hoopla' (and you can quote me on that) that the UN has been going on about Israel being not very nice to their enemy during their last war, I was wondering how they'd react to 'kosher bullets' being used in Iraq.

Bob has the story over at The Drawn Cutlass:

War Crime: U.S. Military Shot Muslims With Ammo Made By Jews!

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Why their god gave them camels!

Wow. I'm still in shock.

Over at From My Position... On The Way Chuck has a link to a marvelous story over at Nabble 'In Case You Hadn't Heard'.

My question to you is... do you think it is true?

Answers in the comments please.

kthanxbai!

Further to my Star Trek Film blog

Following on from Geek to the 3rd Power. . . .



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Goodbye Corner Gas

YouTube - Corner Gas (101)- Ruby Reborn Pt.1

I've just watched the last episode of Corner Gas. It was a great comedy and will live on in re-runs forever but like the Office UK, The Young Ones and Fawlty Towers the writers decided to end the show before it started to fall from it's zenith.

Here is the first part of the first show. Enjoy!

Corner Gas (101)- Ruby Reborn Pt.1


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C+ must try harder

First of all I'd like to apologize for the lack of postings but I've just been too busy with Baby Jack and trying to get my sleep pattern into some semblance of order.

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There I was, reading a blog by BlackFive about a firefight in Afghanistan. Somehow, whilst under fire, a soldier had filmed an unbelievable attack on a US base being fired upon from 6 different directions and GoogleTube had even allowed him to post it.

I watched the clip and kept GoogleTube up. just to see what else they might have of a similar ilk to watch and they decided on the following;


I can think of nothing more different, unconnected or even possibly relevant to a near death experience by machine gun fire than 'Proper Water Lily Trimming'.

Or someone at GoogleTube has one awesome sense of humor!

kthanxbai!