Monday, December 2, 2013

Say You'll Marry Me!

My good (real life) friend Ruth was proposed to recently - here's how he did it. Rather classy, if I do say so myself!

When I proposed to Mrs Jumblerant it was at a secluded spot in the desert, with candles adn champagne, and the unspoken threat that if she said 'no' she might be left there on her own...

8 years later and we're still together.

My blessings to you Ruth and Steven! So happy for you both.

kthanxbai!

Jumblerant

We all know that the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) is about as useful as a chocolate fire-guard or a rice paper condom as shown by these articles here;

FBI anti-terrorism expert: TSA is useless
Engineer Shows TSA Nude Scanners are Useless, Sues TSA

And this is what they boast what the TSA did find in 2011:

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 02: Transportation Secu...

And then I read this today and it got me really scared;

Fake Pilot 'Hitched A Free Ride In Cockpit'

Yup, with all of the European and American technology and the fear that the good lord put into us on 9/11 - we still managed somehow to let someone who should not be there, into the cockpit.

Nice work everyone involved.

Now, where did I put that railway timetable???