We all know that the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) is about as useful as a chocolate fire-guard or a rice paper condom as shown by these articles here;

FBI anti-terrorism expert: TSA is useless
Engineer Shows TSA Nude Scanners are Useless, Sues TSA

And this is what they boast what the TSA did find in 2011:

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 02: Transportation Secu...

And then I read this today and it got me really scared;

Fake Pilot 'Hitched A Free Ride In Cockpit'

Yup, with all of the European and American technology and the fear that the good lord put into us on 9/11 - we still managed somehow to let someone who should not be there, into the cockpit.

Nice work everyone involved.

Now, where did I put that railway timetable???