Sweet smelling sweat keeps mosquitoes at bay
Clever chaps.
kthanxbai!
Sunday, September 6, 2009
They read my blog
Obviously the professional reporters at the Telegraph read my blog, How to Prevent Mosquito Bites, and added their own information to it.
kthanxbai!
kthanxbai!
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Javier Solana rapes little boys every night
Javier Solana rapes little boys every night
What an interesting view on freedom of expression!
kthanxbai!
What an interesting view on freedom of expression!
Or am I missing something here?
In an interview in Al Arabiya today, EU foreign policy chief Javier Solana refused to condemn the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet's blood libel against Israel, saying that what the paper did falls under freedom of expression and one is free to agree or disagree with it.
He seemed to denounce Israel's attacks on the newspaper, asking Al Arabiya's readers to defend freedom of the press even when one disagrees with what is written.
I am glad to hear Solana say that, because there are unsourced reports that Solana rapes little boys every night to help him go to sleep. Of course, Solana must butcher them in the morning to ensure that they don't talk about it. I believe that this news needs to be publicized as widely as possible so that a proper investigation can occur after everyone reads about it. And if he is upset about such accusations, he does not have the right to attack any newspaper (or blog) that publishes this story, because of the sanctity of freedom of expression.
kthanxbai!
F1 clever drink and drive advert
I'm a fan of Formula 1 car racing and follow it quite seriously. Recently 2 of the best drivers this century helped launch Johnnie Walker's responsible drinking campaign 'Join The Pact'
Here is a mockumentary of how it all began, with Mika Hakkinen and Lewis Hamilton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmiX_64ZXxc
kthanxbai!
Here is a mockumentary of how it all began, with Mika Hakkinen and Lewis Hamilton.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmiX_64ZXxc
kthanxbai!
lost in translation
Recently driving home I passed a furniture truck. See the N95 phone picture below.
Not the best name for a furniture company. What names did they turn down? Pustule Kitchen? Herpes Beds?...
All suggestion in the comments please.
kthanxbai!
Not the best name for a furniture company. What names did they turn down? Pustule Kitchen? Herpes Beds?...
All suggestion in the comments please.
kthanxbai!
Friday, September 4, 2009
These are the no go areas- drugs, child abuse and the Holocaust
"These are the no go areas- drugs, child abuse and the Holocaust"Gotta love Elmo and Ricky Gervais.
Enjoy, laugh (but obviously don't forget about not Texting and Driving)
kthanxbai!
Texting and driving
Basically anything that takes your mind and eyes off the road for a second is dangerous. Do it continually and there will be a nasty accident. As a volunteer policeman I routinely went to car crash sites, I even watched a few happen in front of my eyes, and they are never pretty. All parties involved are scared, shocked, hurt and basically feral. Things to be avoided if at all possible.
A school in the UK, as well as their local council, put together a rather graphic advertisement about why its best to stay alive also known as not texting whilst driving.
So think about it over the weekend....
kthanxbai!
A school in the UK, as well as their local council, put together a rather graphic advertisement about why its best to stay alive also known as not texting whilst driving.
So think about it over the weekend....
kthanxbai!
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Big Bang Theory
The Big Bang Theory is coming back to our screens shortly so I thought I'd tease you with a few scenes from the Tube of You.
I recommend no eating or drinking whilst watching these clips. Unless, of course, you enjoy having a very dirty screen....
kthanxbai!
I recommend no eating or drinking whilst watching these clips. Unless, of course, you enjoy having a very dirty screen....
kthanxbai!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
How to Prevent Mosquito Bites
My previous post, I So Juicy, was so controversial and stimulating for the plethora of readers out there that I have been forced to research how to avoid mosquito bites altogether.
Here are a few ideas...
* You pretty much have to stop breathing to not attract the attention of a mosquito, a big attractor for them is the carbon dioxide from your breathing.
* It also seems mosquitoes are attracted by scents like perfumes, sweat, body odor as well as body heat. Unless you stop using shampoos, soaps, deodorants and detergents–it’s hard to be scent free.
* From what I understand, DEET has proven to be the most effective mosquito repellent. DEET is pretty crazy stuff though, so if you’d like to try less harsh solutions, there are plenty of tips below for you to give a shot.
Something to keep in mind:
Since some people seem to be a mosquito magnet (c’est moi!) while others around them don’t get a single bite (Her Indoors), I have the suspicion that there could be a personal body chemistry factor involved. And that could explain why a remedy that works for one person, may not work for another.
I suspect that’s why some people swear by the Bounce sheet method, or the Avon Skin So Soft solution, while others have a different experience. Bounce nor the Avon SSS did a thing for me btw, but I did include them in the list below. I know a few people who SWEAR by them.
Basics for Mosquito Bite Prevention
* Wear light colored clothing, mosquitoes are attracted to dark clothes
* Keep your body covered as much as possible (including wearing a hat), although mosquitoes can find their way through the fabric–it does cut down on bites
* Some things to rub on yourself to keep the buggers away
Rub these on yourself to smell good, and keep mossies away
* Vanilla Extract: A few different recommendations for this one, each contradicting the other. Some say to dab Vanilla Extract on your pulse points, others say to rub it all over your skin & dab your clothes. Some say the cheap stuff is what you have to use, others say the real, pure Vanilla is the only thing that will work. Some say to apply it full strength, others say you can dilute it with water and spray it on. Play around with Vanilla to see what gives you best results–there are plenty of believers for this one as a mosquito deterrent so I think there’s something to it.
* Garlic: This isn’t a favorite thing to do day-to-day, but if you’re going camping or hiking through heavily mosquito infested areas, try a garlic powder and water paste.
Apply to pulse points, behind knees, on shoes and ankles and a dab or two on your cheeks or somewhere on your face and neck. Remember–keep out of eyes. And maybe stay out of public places too
* Essential Oils: Mix choice of essential oils with rubbing alcohol, or witch hazel, or distilled water and spritz on body or directly on cloth to rub on body (shake before each use). Or add a few drops in baby oil or olive oil then rub on skin. You can also apply drops along a strip of fabric (cotton) and tie around wrist.
*Make sure to avoid mouth and eye areas when using essential oils.
* Citronella oil
* Lavender oil
* Catnip oil
* Eucalyptus oil
* Pennyroyal oil *Seems to be strongly recommended
* Tansy oil *Seems to be strongly recommended
* Basil oil
* Thyme oil
* Cedar oil
* Tea Tree oil
* Peppermint oil
* Lemongrass oil
Plants That Repel Mosquitoes
Break off leaves and crush them roughly, rub them all over your clothes and skin. Toss the bruised leaves around the perimeter of your deck or patio. Also plant these in pots and arrange them around the patio. You could also infuse these in water and then use that as a spray.
* Citronella
* Lavender
* Basil
* Catnip
* Pennyroyal
* Tansy
* Marigolds
Commercial Products That Repel Mosquitoes
*(other than DEET items)
* Avon’s Skin So Soft (straight or mix 50/50 with rubbing alcohol)
* Bounce Sheets (hanging out of a pocket or waistband)
* Listerine (mixed 50/50 with household vinegar then sprayed all over body)
* Vicks VapoRub
* You can purchase citronella torches to stand in the ground or set on table tops
Household Hack
* Spray garlic powder and water all over the yard and bushes. Use a fertilizer hose attachment. Will need to be done bi-weekly (approx) or after a heavy rain.
Items to Eat
*Daily
Apparently the smell that comes out of your pores from a steady diet of the below deters mosquitoes. The items aren’t meant to be combined, they’re just different suggestions.
* Garlic
* B1 Vitamins - like in Marmite
* Brewers Yeast
* Lemons
Good luck out there guys. Keep safe
kthanxbai!
Here are a few ideas...
* You pretty much have to stop breathing to not attract the attention of a mosquito, a big attractor for them is the carbon dioxide from your breathing.
* It also seems mosquitoes are attracted by scents like perfumes, sweat, body odor as well as body heat. Unless you stop using shampoos, soaps, deodorants and detergents–it’s hard to be scent free.
* From what I understand, DEET has proven to be the most effective mosquito repellent. DEET is pretty crazy stuff though, so if you’d like to try less harsh solutions, there are plenty of tips below for you to give a shot.
Something to keep in mind:
Since some people seem to be a mosquito magnet (c’est moi!) while others around them don’t get a single bite (Her Indoors), I have the suspicion that there could be a personal body chemistry factor involved. And that could explain why a remedy that works for one person, may not work for another.
I suspect that’s why some people swear by the Bounce sheet method, or the Avon Skin So Soft solution, while others have a different experience. Bounce nor the Avon SSS did a thing for me btw, but I did include them in the list below. I know a few people who SWEAR by them.
Basics for Mosquito Bite Prevention
* Wear light colored clothing, mosquitoes are attracted to dark clothes
* Keep your body covered as much as possible (including wearing a hat), although mosquitoes can find their way through the fabric–it does cut down on bites
* Some things to rub on yourself to keep the buggers away
Rub these on yourself to smell good, and keep mossies away
* Vanilla Extract: A few different recommendations for this one, each contradicting the other. Some say to dab Vanilla Extract on your pulse points, others say to rub it all over your skin & dab your clothes. Some say the cheap stuff is what you have to use, others say the real, pure Vanilla is the only thing that will work. Some say to apply it full strength, others say you can dilute it with water and spray it on. Play around with Vanilla to see what gives you best results–there are plenty of believers for this one as a mosquito deterrent so I think there’s something to it.
* Garlic: This isn’t a favorite thing to do day-to-day, but if you’re going camping or hiking through heavily mosquito infested areas, try a garlic powder and water paste.
Apply to pulse points, behind knees, on shoes and ankles and a dab or two on your cheeks or somewhere on your face and neck. Remember–keep out of eyes. And maybe stay out of public places too
* Essential Oils: Mix choice of essential oils with rubbing alcohol, or witch hazel, or distilled water and spritz on body or directly on cloth to rub on body (shake before each use). Or add a few drops in baby oil or olive oil then rub on skin. You can also apply drops along a strip of fabric (cotton) and tie around wrist.
*Make sure to avoid mouth and eye areas when using essential oils.
* Citronella oil
* Lavender oil
* Catnip oil
* Eucalyptus oil
* Pennyroyal oil *Seems to be strongly recommended
* Tansy oil *Seems to be strongly recommended
* Basil oil
* Thyme oil
* Cedar oil
* Tea Tree oil
* Peppermint oil
* Lemongrass oil
Plants That Repel Mosquitoes
Break off leaves and crush them roughly, rub them all over your clothes and skin. Toss the bruised leaves around the perimeter of your deck or patio. Also plant these in pots and arrange them around the patio. You could also infuse these in water and then use that as a spray.
* Citronella
* Lavender
* Basil
* Catnip
* Pennyroyal
* Tansy
* Marigolds
Commercial Products That Repel Mosquitoes
*(other than DEET items)
* Avon’s Skin So Soft (straight or mix 50/50 with rubbing alcohol)
* Bounce Sheets (hanging out of a pocket or waistband)
* Listerine (mixed 50/50 with household vinegar then sprayed all over body)
* Vicks VapoRub
* You can purchase citronella torches to stand in the ground or set on table tops
Household Hack
* Spray garlic powder and water all over the yard and bushes. Use a fertilizer hose attachment. Will need to be done bi-weekly (approx) or after a heavy rain.
Items to Eat
*Daily
Apparently the smell that comes out of your pores from a steady diet of the below deters mosquitoes. The items aren’t meant to be combined, they’re just different suggestions.
* Garlic
* B1 Vitamins - like in Marmite
* Brewers Yeast
* Lemons
Good luck out there guys. Keep safe
kthanxbai!
I so juicy
And this time I've got proof.
The other evening I was sorting some of the boxes from The Move, in the 2 * 2 strip of grass we call a front garden. And I was bitten 4 times on the feet.
I decided that if I am to work at all in the garden I need to go out midday - seem sensible? I thought so too. So yesterday I went to organise some the detritus in the garden at around 1 pm. And got bitten on the crotch (YOWZERS!), the thigh and the neck.
Fine, these things happen.
This morning I met with a friend at a small, local, cafe to go over a few aspects of my CV / resume. We had a cup of unpleasant, watered down coffee and chatted for nearly an hour.
We walked to my car and stopped in the shade to go over something - and I was bitten on my arm and hand.
I SO JUICY!!
I got home and asked Her Indoors where the anti-itch creme was and showed her the bite on my hand. It had swollen to scary proportions, but praise be to Le Target, their creme returned the finger to near normal size.
So next time someone asks how I am I am very tempted to say - 'Juicy - and I've got proof'.
kthanxbai!
The other evening I was sorting some of the boxes from The Move, in the 2 * 2 strip of grass we call a front garden. And I was bitten 4 times on the feet.
I decided that if I am to work at all in the garden I need to go out midday - seem sensible? I thought so too. So yesterday I went to organise some the detritus in the garden at around 1 pm. And got bitten on the crotch (YOWZERS!), the thigh and the neck.
Fine, these things happen.
This morning I met with a friend at a small, local, cafe to go over a few aspects of my CV / resume. We had a cup of unpleasant, watered down coffee and chatted for nearly an hour.
We walked to my car and stopped in the shade to go over something - and I was bitten on my arm and hand.
I SO JUICY!!
I got home and asked Her Indoors where the anti-itch creme was and showed her the bite on my hand. It had swollen to scary proportions, but praise be to Le Target, their creme returned the finger to near normal size.
So next time someone asks how I am I am very tempted to say - 'Juicy - and I've got proof'.
kthanxbai!
World War 2 and all that jazz
Yesterday I wanted to blog about the 70th Anniversary of the invasion of Poland by Germany which was the wake-up call that started World War 2. I was worried that it might be a bit too serious, even morose, so deferred it for a day whilst I thought about it.
The Times newspaper of London gave me the push I needed to start the blog when I saw today that they were offering free ring tones of Winston Churchill's famous speech 'We shall fight them on the beaches'.
Bad taste? Modernity gone mad? I think its a sign of the times (no pun intended) when no news source that I read (Fox, Sky, Times, Telegraph, YNet, CNN*) even mention the anniversary of the beginning of World War 2.
Peter over at Bayou Renaissance Man, has a couple of interesting posts about World War II;
1. September 1st, 1939
German forces have invaded Poland and its planes have bombed Polish cities, including the capital, Warsaw.
The attack comes without any warning or declaration of war.
Britain and France have mobilised their forces and are preparing to wage war on Germany for the second time this century.
2. Dame Vera Lynn - an icon of the struggle and fortitude of the British public through the blitz, rationing, the blackout and the sending off of the menfolk.
So go forth and read about the beginning of the war and spare a thought for the fact that the War changed the world in so many ways, for good and for bad.
kthanxbai!
* EDIT: some news agencies mention the marking of the anniversary but do not contain articles about the start of the war itself
The Times newspaper of London gave me the push I needed to start the blog when I saw today that they were offering free ring tones of Winston Churchill's famous speech 'We shall fight them on the beaches'.
Bad taste? Modernity gone mad? I think its a sign of the times (no pun intended) when no news source that I read (Fox, Sky, Times, Telegraph, YNet, CNN*) even mention the anniversary of the beginning of World War 2.
Peter over at Bayou Renaissance Man, has a couple of interesting posts about World War II;
1. September 1st, 1939
German forces have invaded Poland and its planes have bombed Polish cities, including the capital, Warsaw.The attack comes without any warning or declaration of war.
Britain and France have mobilised their forces and are preparing to wage war on Germany for the second time this century.
2. Dame Vera Lynn - an icon of the struggle and fortitude of the British public through the blitz, rationing, the blackout and the sending off of the menfolk.
So go forth and read about the beginning of the war and spare a thought for the fact that the War changed the world in so many ways, for good and for bad.
kthanxbai!
* EDIT: some news agencies mention the marking of the anniversary but do not contain articles about the start of the war itself
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
First thing every day I check out which torrents have come in so that we can get pure un-commercialised TV piped into our veins.
There are a few sites I use such as Mininova, The Box and Isohunt. Today Isohunt had a '503 Error'. Nothing unusual there. Except that they put up this lovely little notice:
Now that is not only great music but a great way to keep your customers happy whilst they're not getting what they came for.
Well done Isohunt!!
kthanxbai!
There are a few sites I use such as Mininova, The Box and Isohunt. Today Isohunt had a '503 Error'. Nothing unusual there. Except that they put up this lovely little notice:
Someone has clogged the tubes!
Unexpected Maintenance in progress
We're not quite sure why we're down this time, but I'm sure we know about it and are working to resolve it :)
In the mean time, check out LOVE STORY (Taylor Swift) meets VIVA LA VIDA (Coldplay) - Piano Cello - by Jon Schmidt. Finest example of the power of Remix!
Now that is not only great music but a great way to keep your customers happy whilst they're not getting what they came for.
Well done Isohunt!!
kthanxbai!
Three things you need if you want more customers
I don't remember who turned me to Seth Godin but I am grateful.
Seth gives sound advice, stuff you may not want to hear, but understand and agree with anyway. And always with a twist of humour to it too.
I really had my eyes opened by a simple blog he sent out a few months ago entitled 'Three things you need if you want more customers'
More of Seth Godin's blog.
kthanxbai!
Seth gives sound advice, stuff you may not want to hear, but understand and agree with anyway. And always with a twist of humour to it too.
I really had my eyes opened by a simple blog he sent out a few months ago entitled 'Three things you need if you want more customers'
If you want to grow, you need new customers. And if you want new customers, you need three things:
1. A group of possible customers you can identify and reach.
2. A group with a problem they want to solve using your solution.
3. A group with the desire and ability to spend money to solve that problem.You'd be amazed at how often new businesses or new ventures have none of these.
The first one is critical, because if you don't have permission, or knowledge, or word of mouth, you're invisible.
Image via Wikipedia
The Zune didn't have #2.
A service aimed at creating videos for bestselling authors doesn't have #1.
And a counseling service helping people cut back on Big Mac consumption doesn't have #3.
kthanxbai!
Monday, August 31, 2009
Politically Incorrect Joke...
Copied from Ambulances, Boomsticks, Coffee who stole it from Warthog, over at Warthog's Wrants.
Three strangers strike up a conversation in an airport lounge while waiting for their respective flights ...
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East ..
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane has arrived.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat saying softly, 'At one time my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward,'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'
The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . .
'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, But I do believe it's a-comin'.'
kthanxbai!
Three strangers strike up a conversation in an airport lounge while waiting for their respective flights ...
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East ..
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.
The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane has arrived.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat saying softly, 'At one time my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward,'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'
The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . .
'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, But I do believe it's a-comin'.'
kthanxbai!
Don't show the wife
The story of Four Horse
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name.
He replied, “She called Four Horse”.
The man said, “That’s an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?”
The Old Indian answered, “It old Indian Name.
It mean….
NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!”
from Bits & Pieces
kthanxbai!
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name.
He replied, “She called Four Horse”.
The man said, “That’s an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?”
The Old Indian answered, “It old Indian Name.
It mean….
NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!”
from Bits & Pieces
kthanxbai!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Blogger ain't so bad
I read a few blogs on a daily basis, you can see my blogroll to the right to see exactly whom.
Through these expert, witty and informational Bloggers I have felt that there are a few out there who are not so enamored with Google's Blogger.
I have had some issues with it myself, namely that I want to change the preview in a feed to all of the blog, and not just the first 250ish digits. And I can't. And their Help Section is rubbish.
On the other hand the main moan I've heard form others is that the timing option - to send out a blog at a specific time and date - doesn't work.
But this weekend it did it for me. Twice.
So I guess I won't be ranting about them this blog.
kthanxbai!
Through these expert, witty and informational Bloggers I have felt that there are a few out there who are not so enamored with Google's Blogger.
I have had some issues with it myself, namely that I want to change the preview in a feed to all of the blog, and not just the first 250ish digits. And I can't. And their Help Section is rubbish.
On the other hand the main moan I've heard form others is that the timing option - to send out a blog at a specific time and date - doesn't work.
But this weekend it did it for me. Twice.
So I guess I won't be ranting about them this blog.
kthanxbai!
Flutter - the new Twitter
Now that Oprah has named herself the Queen of Twitter, and that nonce from That 70's Show who is going out with Demi Moore was the first to get 1,000,000 followers on Twitter, we are now looking ahead to what the next technology is.
Why the url adn not a fancy YouTube video? Because the buggers wouldn't let me upload the video!! Despite / to spite them go there and have look.
I'm too tired to work around the problem. And too lazy i guess.
kthanxbai!![Reblog this post [with Zemanta]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vu7ievWErfLZEbIJ2BVGFvlyrTWTs9CbJz5D5v72M9i_NZYdCEPDUHAkj_d8zRRxJY_6ScwBV_0jSN_uRPZYzMjNZR_mPJ19apAVEZG3R0sbQQI3f138vgbHvMdF7iQ-cI_tji6BSjhGClbfeltRFR=s0-d)
Flutter: The New Twitter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeLZCy-_m3s
Why the url adn not a fancy YouTube video? Because the buggers wouldn't let me upload the video!! Despite / to spite them go there and have look.
I'm too tired to work around the problem. And too lazy i guess.
kthanxbai!
Wrong. Just plain doggone wrong
Sadly there are extremists in this world. And here are photos of their 'handywork'.
And may The Lord have mercy on their souls.
Camel? You've got a bloody poodle. If you wanted a camel go back to the pet store and ask the googly eyed bloke behind the counter for a camel.
Snail and flowers? What do you think people are going to say to you when you walk down the street - "Nice Garden"?
More likely they'll ask if you've taken your medication today.
See 'Camel' above, but replace the word 'camel' with 'panda'.
You sick bastard.
Wrong.
Oh so very, very wrong.
I'm going to find you and sedate you. Then I'll take your placid body and spray paint ALL of the hairy parts purple, red, yellow and pink.
And then I'll laugh.
More at the link.
kthanxbai!
And may The Lord have mercy on their souls.
Camel? You've got a bloody poodle. If you wanted a camel go back to the pet store and ask the googly eyed bloke behind the counter for a camel.
Snail and flowers? What do you think people are going to say to you when you walk down the street - "Nice Garden"?
More likely they'll ask if you've taken your medication today.
See 'Camel' above, but replace the word 'camel' with 'panda'.
You sick bastard.
Wrong.
Oh so very, very wrong.
I'm going to find you and sedate you. Then I'll take your placid body and spray paint ALL of the hairy parts purple, red, yellow and pink.
And then I'll laugh.
More at the link.
kthanxbai!
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